BonezFuneralPyre
Everything is fine, I worry about nothing, because nothing is on my mind.

Jay!!

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Escaping federal prison for saying slay all the time

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he/him
117 years old
Canadian
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Last update: 2025-05-25

BonezFuneralPyre's Interests

General Alternative subcultures, horror, gloomy/rainy weather, spirituality, greek and norse mythology, comic book characters, queer history
Music Get Scared, Against me!, bauhaus, David Bowie, Attack Attack, Ghost, FOB, Lemon Demon, Metro Station, Mettalica, MCR, Tally Hall, SOAD, Slipknot, Panic at the disco, Will Wood, Thursday, Skinny Puppy, Oingo Boingo, The smiths, korn, Millionares, The acadamy is..., radiohead, t-rex, queen, slush puppy, and like a billion hyperpop artists :p
Movies Scream, Longlegs, the slenderman movie cause it's goofy, death proof, texas chainsaw massacre, dead poets society
Television Marble hornets, everymanhybrid, mlanderson0, whisperedfaith, darkharvest, hollowhemlocks, mydarkjournal.
Anime/Manga MHA, death note, tokyo ghoul
Games Life is strange, UNDERTALE!!!, slime rancher, detroit become human, fnaf
Heroes Jacksepticeye (like genuinely i look up to him sm), Jay Merrick.

NAME's Details

Here for... A good time, not a long time.
Identifiers
Hometown Your mom's house
Occupation Being unemployed
Status Taken by my whole ass wife!!
Member since I stepped foot on earth

BonezFuneralPyre's Blurbs

About me:

I'm a giant weirdo freak who spends all his time online all day every day. I'm queer and autistic, and don't try to hide it whatsoever. The only things I really do all the time are reading the hunger games books, writing weird vampire books and trying to get my bangs to stick in place. I'm very spiritual and have been for a long time, I practice witchcraft actively, and have worked with/worshiped multiple gods for many years now. I love everything about the movie/film industry and the idea of working in it, I'm going to college for directing and acting soon! I can't wait to hopefully be in movies or make them haha. My favourite genre of movies is 100% horror, whether it's that emotional a24 stuff, a freaky blumhouse movie with a new idea, or an indie slasher, and anything else because i'm delulu.

Why I deserve your follow

I do a lot of things online specifically for the entertainment of my followers, which you won't have to search for tirelessly... by following my site and my socials you'll have access to all the content I create for my various special intrests and personal weirdness all in one place! I have my grubby little hands on every corner of the web I can possibly find myself on. Just look me up! I'm everywhere (threat).

some quiz results


This knife looks kinda scary... Did it belong to a survivalist or a serial killer? And why is it only half-buried? Did someone try to hide it, or did the woods try to claim it?
You’re the edgy sort who enjoys dark humor and likes to scare people for fun. You’re not really a bad person, you just have a restlessness in your soul caused by harsh reality. You wish you had someone to talk to, someone who truly understands you.

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